Here goes the first one:
I Can't Write A Poem
You must be kidding
I am very tired of working
I don't have any imagination
My nose is snoring
It´s all because of absortation
My head is thinking other things
Thinking of meal's beans
I don’t have any paper
My head is a blender
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
You like it? Really? No kidding.
Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?